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BREAKING: Bavarian Town Loses its Mind Over New Beer Garden

Munich, Germany - In a shocking turn of events (or not), the quaint town of Oberammergau has been gripped by chaos and panic after the opening of a brand-new beer garden. The usually tranquil streets have been filled with the sounds of laughter, singing, and occasional karaoke renditions of “Ein Prosit” (that’s “A Toast to You” for non-German speakers).

Eyewitnesses report seeing locals and tourists alike stumbling out of the beer garden at ungodly hours, muttering something about “prost-ing” their worries away. Authorities have been baffled by the sheer number of people wearing lederhosen and dirndls on Tuesdays.

“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Herr Müller, a local shopkeeper. “I mean, I love a good liter of Weissbier as much as the next guy, but this… this is just crazy!”

When asked about the sudden surge in beer consumption, Oberammergau’s Mayor, Frau Schneider, replied with a chuckle: “Ach, ja! Who needs world peace or economic stability when you have a good pint and a sing-along to ‘Rollwagen’?”

As the town struggles to cope with the sheer quantity of sausages being devoured, residents are urging visitors to “prost” responsibly. In related news, local hospitals have reported a spike in cases of “Wurst-induced coma.”

In other non-urgent news:

• A group of determined squirrels has been spotted stealing nuts from a nearby park. Authorities are still investigating whether this is an organized heist or just a bunch of furry thieves getting their paws dirty.
• The town’s annual “Hops and Hilarity” festival has been postponed until further notice due to excessive beer pong-ing.

[^ Contributed by a thirsty writer]